Non Veg Jokes In English (100+)

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Hlw Guys, This website is for those who are a totally Cool Minded Person. The person Who doing Anythings And Anytime For the Saddest People to make him/her laugh, that is known as “JOKER” .

In this website(nonveg-jokes.com), we publish what we speak mostly among our friends.Here you will find all the nonveg- jokes.

Just like we eat non-veg one day a week in our house, similarly we publish non-veg jokes for you here, which will help you to make your friends laugh, not just 1 day.

As you know jokes should be such that make you laugh under any condition.

In this website you will get to see many categories so that not only you can share this joke with your friends but also with your relative.

As The Name Suggest NON-VEG – It Means It’s All About Non-veg

Tip of the day:
Ignore your problems like you ignore the male actor in a porn movie.

In an interview with a MNC, I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships?
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Apparently “In HD” was not the right answer!

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Somewhere between
ABC
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Aey! BC
We all grew up!

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Sex is good, sex is funny;
Many people fuck for money;
But if you think sex is funny;
Fuck yourself and save your money!

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

A princess meets a talking frog.
Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?
Frog: Babe, that was my grandfather,s time. I need a blow job

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Do not argue with women;
Bcoz…
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Sex is more important then ego!

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Once a professor asked his students to use “love” and “sex” in a sentence.
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GIRLS wrote: When mutual understanding between a boy and a girl increases so much that they cant live without each other, implies they are in “love” and when this love reaches an extreme such that both are physically attracted to each other, they engage in a physical pleasurable encounter that we call “sex” !
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BOYS wrote:




I love sex!

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Research shows that 80% of men dont know how to use condoms. These men are called
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Dads!

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”

Man: “Yes!”

Reporter: “Name?”

Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”

Reporter: “Sex?”

Man: “Three to five times a week.”

Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”

Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”

Reporter: “Holy cow!”

Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”

Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”

Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”

Reporter: “Oh dear!”

Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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