Non Veg Jokes In English (100+)

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A woman calls electrician for repairing entryway chime,electrician Clause doesnโ€™t turns up for 4 days.
Woman calls once more, electrician answers,Iโ€™m coming every day since 4 days,I press the chime yet nobody turns out. 
๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚  ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

Never kiss a police lady,She will say stop-hands up,Never kiss an attendant she will say next if itโ€™s not too much troubleKiss an instructor she will say rehash it 5 times
๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

Girl: what do you like in me?Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?Boy: yes, I like your eyes.

A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.
As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.He asked: why are you chuckling at me?Animal: your tails in front. 

Spouse discovered his significant otherโ€™s old school report cardFAINTED ?The remark composedโ€ฆ .โ€œmost dutiful and calm understudyโ€ 

Man said to God โ€“ Why did you make ladies so lovely?
God said to man โ€“ So that you will love them.
Man said to God โ€“ But why did you make them so stupid?
God said to man โ€“ So that they will love you. 

Child: Dad, what is a numbskull?
Father: A bonehead is a man who tries to clarify his thoughts in such a bizarre,
and long way that someone else who is listening to him canโ€™t comprehend him.
Do you comprehend me?
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Child: No. 

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What โ€˜which partโ€™? Entire body was conceived in India

Patient: Doctor, please would you be able to bail me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may advance out the same way you come in.:)

I have an admission to make since the time that I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
consistently I see u in my fantasies also, end up yelling
GHOST GHOST !!!

Whatโ€™s the distinction between stress, tension and panic?
.
stress is when spouse is pregnant,
Tension is when sweetheart is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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