Non Veg Jokes In English (100+)
A woman calls electrician for repairing entryway chime,electrician Clause doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Woman calls once more, electrician answers,I’m coming every day since 4 days,I press the chime yet nobody turns out.
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Never kiss a police lady,She will say stop-hands up,Never kiss an attendant she will say next if it’s not too much troubleKiss an instructor she will say rehash it 5 times
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Girl: what do you like in me?Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?Boy: yes, I like your eyes.
A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.
As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.He asked: why are you chuckling at me?Animal: your tails in front.
Spouse discovered his significant other’s old school report cardFAINTED ?The remark composed… .“most dutiful and calm understudy”
Man said to God – Why did you make ladies so lovely?
God said to man – So that you will love them.
Man said to God – But why did you make them so stupid?
God said to man – So that they will love you.
Child: Dad, what is a numbskull?
Father: A bonehead is a man who tries to clarify his thoughts in such a bizarre,
and long way that someone else who is listening to him can’t comprehend him.
Do you comprehend me?
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Entire body was conceived in India
Patient: Doctor, please would you be able to bail me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may advance out the same way you come in.:)
I have an admission to make since the time that I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
consistently I see u in my fantasies also, end up yelling
GHOST GHOST !!!
What’s the distinction between stress, tension and panic?
stress is when spouse is pregnant,
Tension is when sweetheart is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.