Non Veg Jokes In English (100+)
Human mind is the most
extraordinary item in world.
It capacities 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It works right from the time we are conceived,
what’s more, stop just when we enter the examination hall.
Puppy and Mosquito were in Love….mosquito kissed the puppy…..Puppy got to be enthusiastic… gave Love nibble to mosquito.Mosquito kicked the bucket of Rabies and Dog passed on of Dengue.MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS
Pappu: I love you!Young
Pappu: I’ll even bite the dust for you.Young
Pappu: I can’t survive without you.Young
Pappu: I even purchased a jewel ring for you.Young
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an“I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: why did you laugh?Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.Two boys laughed,
Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.
A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,Nike on his arms,Reebok on his legs,she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,He said: unwind when it augments,….it gets to be Adidas..
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
A nigro man attended a night party without dress,The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice,..but
Tie is in the wrong place
If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ….
Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center & place
order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:
Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)
This is issued in public interest
Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.
A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says…
Meet my little brother.
Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.