Non Veg Jokes In English (100+)
The ideal framework to maintain a strategic distance from condom mishap,
utilize twofold condom with chilly powder in the middle,
on the off chance that external breaks she will know ,
on the off chance that internal breaks u will know.
You’re my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-dreading, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful companion.To put it plainly,
F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend!
Girl: what do you like in me?
Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.
Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?Boy: yes, I like your eyes.
A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.
As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.
He asked: why are you chuckling at me?
Animal: your tails in front.
Teacher: “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?”
Student: “No idea miss”
Teacher told angrily: “Bark, Amy”.
Amy: “Bow Wow Wow Miss”
Teacher: How many letters are there totally in “A.B.C.D”?
Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just “A.B.C.D”
Teacher: What?! How?
Student: Lower case 26 and Upper case 26.
Santa: “Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?”
Banta: “It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it
Santa made a phone call and he said: Is it 3716120?
The reply came: No, it is 3716121
Santa: No problem, Please call Banta from next door.