Non Veg Jokes In English (100+) -Adult Dirty Jokes
Non Veg Jokes In English

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Non Veg Jokes In English

In Party Lady Wanted
So go to toilet
so ,She Inquired With Sardar
Show me the place to bathroom
Sardarji Replied
O Naughty
First you show.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Non Veg Jokes In English

Non Veg Jokes In English

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
This is ur friend
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday 🙂

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,

Non Veg Jokes In English

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI

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