Non Veg Jokes In English (100+) -Adult Dirty Jokes
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
Non Veg Jokes In English
Teacher requested that the understudies tell the most well-known word utilized by understudies as a part of a classroom.
All of a sudden an understudy got up and said “Can’t Sir”!
Splendid! You are correct, the teacher said!
Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again.
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Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age.
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There are 2 sorts of hooks
first is cricket hook
and
second is brazer hook
first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary
and
second is to control balls inside the boundary.
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Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can I phone a friend?
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Non Veg Jokes In English
Boy: How much calcium is there in ladies’ Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any thought..
yet it has enough calcium to push a Man’s boneless thing to standup!
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Law of discussion of affection,Affection can nor be made or annihilated,Be that as it may, can be exchanged from,one sweetheart to another with some slag.
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Husbands and wife resemble two kind of vehicles,
Regardless of the fact that one gets punctured, the vehicle can’t move.So smart men dependably convey a stepney with them.
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