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what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Non Veg Jokes In English

Teacher requested that the understudies tell the most well-known word utilized by understudies as a part of a classroom.
All of a sudden an understudy got up and said β€œCan’t Sir”!
Splendid! You are correct, the teacher said!

Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again.
πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

Non Veg Jokes

Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age.
πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

There are 2 sorts of hooks
first is cricket hook
and
second is brazer hook
first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary
and
second is to control balls inside the boundary.
πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

Non Veg Jokes

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can I phone a friend?
πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

Non Veg Jokes In English

Boy: How much calcium is there in ladies’ Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any thought..
yet it has enough calcium to push a Man’s boneless thing to standup!
πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

Law of discussion of affection,Affection can nor be made or annihilated,Be that as it may, can be exchanged from,one sweetheart to another with some slag.
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Husbands and wife resemble two kind of vehicles,
Regardless of the fact that one gets punctured, the vehicle can’t move.So smart men dependably convey a stepney with them.
πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰

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