Non Veg Jokes In English (100+) -Adult Dirty Jokes
A woman calls electrician for repairing entryway chime,electrician Clause doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Woman calls once more, electrician answers,I’m coming every day since 4 days,I press the chime yet nobody turns out.
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Never kiss a police lady,She will say stop-hands up,Never kiss an attendant she will say next if it’s not too much troubleKiss an instructor she will say rehash it 5 times
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Girl: what do you like in me?Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?Boy: yes, I like your eyes.
A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.
As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.He asked: why are you chuckling at me?Animal: your tails in front.
Spouse discovered his significant other’s old school report cardFAINTED ?The remark composed… .“most dutiful and calm understudy”
Man said to God – Why did you make ladies so lovely?
God said to man – So that you will love them.
Man said to God – But why did you make them so stupid?
God said to man – So that they will love you.
Child: Dad, what is a numbskull?
Father: A bonehead is a man who tries to clarify his thoughts in such a bizarre,
and long way that someone else who is listening to him can’t comprehend him.
Do you comprehend me?
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Child: No.
Non Veg Jokes In English
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Entire body was conceived in India
Patient: Doctor, please would you be able to bail me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may advance out the same way you come in.:)
I have an admission to make since the time that I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
consistently I see u in my fantasies also, end up yelling
GHOST GHOST !!!
What’s the distinction between stress, tension and panic?
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stress is when spouse is pregnant,
Tension is when sweetheart is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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