101+ Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi,
Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Usko Sex Nahi Karne Deti Thi, Bahut Bar Usne Try Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Kamyabi Na Mili To Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola
Pappu: “Doggy Style Mein Sex Karne Se Aankhon Ki Roshni Bhadti Hai?” Girl-Friend Hairani Se Boli: “Achha, Tumhe Kaise Pata?”
Pappu: “Kya Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagaye Dekha Hai?”

Aap Logo Ka To Pata Nahi Par Apni Ankho Ki Rohsni Bhadane Ke Chakkar Mein Ladki Ne Pappu Ke Sath Sex Kar Liya Tha

College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola
Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon” Pappu Kameene Pan Se
Bola: “Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega“

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi Padd Rahi Thi. Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa Aur So Gaya. Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli. Patni: “Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai” Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai“

Chinki Aur Uski Saheli Pinky Class Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe.
Achanak Pinky Ke Dimag Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Chinki Se Puchha.
Pinky: “Chinki Yaar Ek Baat To Bata”
Chinki: “Puch?”
Pinky: “Yaar Hamare Sir Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Safed Ho Jate Hai Magar Niche Ke Nahi, Esa Kyu Hai?”
Chinky Huste Hue: “Ja Pagli, Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Niche Ke Baal Sir Ke Balo Se 14 Saal Chote Jo Hote Hai“

Male vs Female Minds
Ek Psychologist Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Ki Aur Ye Result Nikaala…
Female Brain:
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai
Male Brain:
96% – Leni hai…
1% – Kaise Leni Hai…
1% – Kiski Leni Hai…
1% – Kab Leni hai..

My First Time…
Do Ladkiyaan Aapas Mein Ek-Dusre Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.
Pehli: Kal Mera First Time Tha.
Dusri: Oh Really, Kya Hua?
Pehli: Shuru Mein Dheere-Dheere Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar Nikaala.
Dusri: Dheere Se Kyun?
Pehli: Unhone Bataya Tha, Pehle Dheere-Dheere Karna Hai.
Dusri: Theek Hai, Phir? Pahli: Pehle 10 Minute Tak Aise Hi Kiya, Badi Mushkil Hui Kaabu Karne Mein.
Dusri: Uske Baad Kya Hua?
Pahli: Phir Thoda Teji Se Liya, Phir Aur Tej… Phir Aur Tez.
Dusri: Hmmmmmm Phir, Pihir Kya Hua?
Pehli: Phir Jhatke Se Andar Leti Gayi, Aur Jhatke Se Bahar Nikaalti Gayi.
Dusri: Oh My God.
Pehli: Saare Room Mein Aawaaz Goonjne Lagi, Kaafi Der Tak Kiya, Teji Se Lete Aur Bahar Nikaalte Hue Dard Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Tha.
Dusri: Aage Bataaaa, Phir Kya Hua.
Pehli: Bas Yaar Mere Yoga Teacher Ne Kaha Aise Hi Pranayaam Mein Apne Saans Ko Kaabu Karo, Anand Aayega.

Bade Ghar Ki Bahurani
Bihar Ke Is Gaon Mein Cinema Hall Waale Aaj Bhi Film Ka Prachaar Rikshaw Mein Loudspeaker Laga Ke Karte Hain. Ek Din Ek Nayi Film Aayi Aur Uska Announcemnt Kuch Is Tarah Se Ho Raha Tha:
Aaiye, Aaiye, Aaiye…
Bade Ghar Ki Bahurani Ke Maje Lijye, Kal Se Din Mein Chaar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 se 6, Aur 6 Se 9… Aur Raat Mein 9 Se 12…
Aage Ka 30 Rupya Aur Peeche Ka 50 Rupya… Aaiye, Aaiye, Aaiye…

Jija Aur Saali in a Sunsaan Jungle
Ek Aadmi Apni Saali Ke Saath Ek Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Raha Tha.
Sali: Jija Ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phaida Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karenge?
Jija: Tumhe Dikhta Nahi Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai, Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur balti Hai. Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta Hoon.
Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte, Agar Aap Danda Zameen Mein Gaad Ke Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do, Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho, Mujhe Aapse Bahut Dar Lag Raha Hai
Moral of the story: Man is always innocent. Women gives ideas…

Indian Wife
A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian… have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one.
She gets a Santa suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian! Have you ever seen a black Santa! Get another suit!
Wife, gets pissed and brings a bamboo stick.
Negro: What am I to do with this?
Wife: Gaand Mein Daal Aur Chocobar Banja BHENCHOD!!

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