Santa Banta Non veg Jokes (100+)

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santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Maths Teacher: Pappu Tere Paasd 6 Lollipops Hain, 2 Rinku Ko Diye, 3 Pinku Ko Diye, 1 Raju Ko Diya Toh Tumhaare Paas Kya Bacha?
Pappu: Ghanta Bacha! Woh Aap Choos Lena…

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Santa Aur Pappu Da Jawab Nahin…
Santa Ne Apni Taxi Bechkar XEROX Ki Shop Khol Li.
Banta Ne Jab Usse Iski Vajah Puchi Toh Santa Bola: Yaara Dil Khush Ho Jaata Hai Jab Ladkiyan Aakar Kehti Hain “Santa Ji, Aage Piche Sono Side Se Kar Do…”

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Santa, Raat Ke Andhere Mein: Oye Jeeto Yaar, Ye Condom Itna Chhota or Sakht Kyun Hai?
Jeeto: O Bina Dimaag Ke Jaanwar, Woh Bachche Ke Dhoodh Peene Ka Nipple Hai, Utaar Ise……

santa banta non veg jokes in hindi

Pappu First Time Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya. Par Wahan Jakar Bhul Gaya Ki Condom Maangna Hai. Usko Condom Word Yaad Nahin Aa Raha Tha. Kaafi Der Tak Sochne Ke Baad Pappu Ne Zip Khol Ke Kaha: O Yaar, Iska Body Cover De Do!!!

santa banta non veg jokes

Santa Abhi Usa Mein Hi Thha Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki Vapis Jane Se Pahle Kisi Gori Ko Choda Jaye.
Pahunch Gaya Ek Gori Ke Pass, Jo Paisi Leke Uske Sath Sex Karne Ko Tyar Ho Gayi.
Dono Jab Sex Kar Rahe Thhe To Santa Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Rukk Gaya Aur Motionless Ho Gaya.
Gori Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Hui, Santa Se Boli.
Girl: “Hey Asshole What Are You Doing?”
Santa: “This Is A New Sex Style In India”
Girl: “Whattt?”
Santa: “Yes, I’ve Seen This On Porn Sites And Its Called Buffering“

santa banta non veg jokes

Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki windows ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri wife ko tere saath sex karte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hun.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta: Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe binoculars gift karni hai, taaki tu dekh sake ki wife kiski hai.
Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!

santa banta non veg jokes

Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Usko Thoda Sa Tight Feel Hua.
To Usne Dimag Lagaya Aur Sath Mein Pade Glass Mein Se Doodh Liya Aur Lund Pe Laga Ke Chodna Shuru Kar Diya.
Aisa Karne Se Usko Itna Maja Aaya Ki Vo Roj Roj Yahi Karne Lag Gaya.
9 Mahine Bad Biwi Jab Pregnant Hui To Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.
Jaisi Hi Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Us Se Pucha.
Santa: Dr Saab, Kya Hua Baby Ya Baba?
Doctor Huste Hue: No Baby Or No Baba, Only 1kg Paneer Nikla Hai, Yahi Khana Hai Ya Pack Kar Du

santa banta non veg jokes

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,
Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.
Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.
Patni: Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Choot
Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola
Santa: Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi

santa banta non veg jokes

Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“

santa banta non veg jokes

Santa Aur Banta Ka Ek Rishtedar Hospital Mein Admit Thha
Dono Usko Milne Hospital Gaye. Doctor Ne Operation Theater Ke Bahar Wait Karne Ko Kaha
Operation Theater Ke Bahar Dustbin Mein Surgical Glove Pada Hua Thha.
Santa Banta Usko Kuch Der Tak Dekhte Rahe Fir Achanak Banta Ne Santa Se Pucha
Banta: “Yaar Ye Kya Cheez Hai? Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi”
Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola
Santa: “Yaar Ye To Confirm Hai Ki Ye Hai To Condom Hi, Lekin Shayad Draupdi Ke Jamane Ka Hai“

santa banta non veg jokes

Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein bataya, usne mujhe bahut maara…
Banta: Englih mein, aur vo bhi tumne? Aisa kya bola tumne English mein?
Santa: Control your wife,s pussy, she is after my cock…!”

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